Holidays and Seasons, Perverts, Sexual Harassment, Weirdness

Accused Groper to Santa Claus: You Wish

Okay, she didn’t quite say that. But, for the record, the woman accused of groping Santa Clause denies the allegations, claiming that she never ever sat on his lap:

“I don’t know what’s going on. I don’t know if he was confused, it was a false report,” Sandrama Lamy, 33, said this morning.

Lamy said she was window shopping at the mall Saturday with a friend when she decided to get a picture with a man playing Santa Claus.

A woman — apparently working with the mall Santa — made a comment after the picture was snapped, Lamy said.

groping grope molest molesting Santa Clause Above the Law blog.jpg“I did not sit on his lap. A woman there said ‘Be careful, that’s my husband.’ I said ‘What does that have to do with the picture?'” Lamy said. “That’s all I said, and I left.”…

“Why would I do this? There were so many people there. If he (Santa) needed a few extra bucks I would have given it to him,” Lamy said. “I’ve never been involved in a crime or anything. This is shocking to me.”

Selected amusing comments from readers of the Danbury News-Times, after the jump.

From two News-Times commenters:

“Something very fishy about this story. Maybe adults should not be allowed to sit on Santa’s lap… I myself have never seen an adult sit on Santa’s lap. I am wondering why they would allow an adult to do this and any adult that does sit on his lap takes the chance that Santa may tell a story. Does her picture show her on the lap, is there a negative? Now we have to worry about sexual harrassment [sic] in the Santa business, such a shame.”

“Was that a lump of coal in Santa’s pocket, or was he just happy to see her?”

And from a third, commenting as “Hillary Clinton”:

“Sounds like the ho, ho, ho was working Santa’s South Pole. Is there a Old Navy blue dress with a crusty stain on it?”

C’mon, “Hillary,” you should know better. That dress was from the Gap — and it belongs in the Smithsonian.
Woman accused of Santa groping: ‘I did not do anything wrong’ [Danbury News-Times]
Earlier: I Saw Mommy Groping Santa Claus

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