May 2009

Law Shucks

This Week In Layoffs: 05.30.09

[Ed. note: Above the Law has teamed up with Law Shucks. Law Shucks has done excellent work translating all of the layoff news into user-friendly charts and graphs: the Layoff Tracker.] Alright, this is getting ridiculous. Last week, no real layoffs until Ropes & Gray got busted doing stealth layoffs at 11:00 on Friday morning. […]

Non-Sequiturs

Non-Sequiturs: 05.29.09

* I actually saw Tamron Hall interview the Men-in-Power guy, yesterday. She totally ripped him a new one on live television. [Jane Genova] * On the other hand, Tom Goldstein went on MSNBC and dominated. [SCOTUSblog] * A DNA database brings us one step closer to an Orwellian universe run by CSI. [True/Slant] * Here’s […]

Biglaw

Why Hello, Old Chap! Say Good Day to Chambers Associate

Last month, we mentioned the plans of Chambers and Partners, the U.K.-based publisher of law firm guides, to launch an online guide to U.S. law firms called Chambers Associate. Already well-known for its rankings of top firms in different practice areas — which firms love to tout in their PR materials, since they’re always good […]

Yolanda Young

Yolanda Young v. Covington & Burling: Case Dismissed

We’ve been following the lawsuit filed by former Covington & Burling staff attorney Yolanda Young against Covington. She alleged that various incidents of racial discrimination derailed her Covington career. Covington denied those claims. Today, we have a judgment. Attorneys from Akin Gump — which represents Covington in this matter — sent out the following press […]

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Lesbians

Legal Eagle Wedding Watch 5.24: Food for Thought

Before we discuss this week’s finalists, here’s a peek at some of the weddings we can’t feature due to space constraints: a former Kirkland & Ellis partner marrying the youngest-looking 62-year-old we’ve ever seen, the creator of the Anonymous Lawyer blog marrying an anonymous doctor, and a Rhodes Scholar marrying an ordinary person. The fact […]

Drinking

Calling All Drunken, Unemployed, Chicago Lawyers

You wouldn’t think it would be hard to find a group of unemployed Chicago lawyers these days. There are a lot of them lying around. But can they overcome the collective action problem to join together for an epic bender? Let’s turn to Craigslist to find out. Here’s the text from an ad that went […]

Salary Cuts

Salary Cut Watch: Summers at McDermott Get Pinched

McDermott Will & Emery is still on the $160K scale for first year associates. Summer associates arriving at MWE might have expected to be paid on the same scale throughout the summer. But they would have been wrong. Above the Law has been able to confirm that McDermott summers are being paid on a $135K […]

Morning Docket

Morning Docket 05.29.09

* The “Naked Cowboy,” who went after M&Ms for using his likeness, is now being sued by Gameloft. The video game maker wants a declaration that a character in its game is only “reminiscent” of the Cowboy. Perhaps Gameloft should spend its time improving its game, “New York Nights,” described as “simulat[ing] life in New […]

Non-Sequiturs

Non-Sequiturs: 05.28.09

* Right now, I’m Terrence Howard in Crash. Roland Burris is Ludacris. It’s too bad because I hate Terrence Howard in that movie. [FOX News] * Who the hell is Charles Whittaker? [CQ Politics] * Some help for Mayer Brown summer associates. [Copyranter] * Wait, am I the only dude that actually kidnaps white women […]

Exercise

OMG. Law Firm in Memphis Offers Yoga.

Not all firms are cutting back on the perks. The Memphis Commercial Appeal has an enthused article today about the perks to be had at the small Tennessee firm of Burch, Porter & Johnson. The article, “Legal firm helps its employees find essential balance,” talks about the firm’s AMAZING perks: Something refreshing for body and […]

Gambling / Gaming

Road Trip: Delaware!

If you are of a certain age, your first experience with Delaware was probably this: But then you went to law school. And at some point, you learned this: But now we are in the 21st century. And it’s not your father’s Delaware, not anymore. After the jump, Delaware gets ready for football season.