June 2009

Morning Docket

Morning Docket: 06.26.09

* Many people are still reeling from the news of the death of Michael Jackson. [Rolling Stone] * The scandal at the University of Illinois law school is bad, it’s really, really bad, you know it. Reports are now surfacing that the school admitted politically connected applicants in exchange for jobs for the law school’s […]

Celebrities

Michael Jackson, RIP

Legendary entertainer Michael Jackson, aka the King of Pop, wasn’t a lawyer. But he certainly generated lots of work for them, thanks to his child molestation charges and financial woes. Not every pop culture icon has their own ATL category tag. (Sure, MJ didn’t always pay his legal bills on time. But it’s the thought […]

Non-Sequiturs

Non-Sequiturs: 06.25.09

* Please God, whatever happens, don’t ever let me get fired via Twitter. [Legal Blog Watch] * Be forewarned, if we simplify the law, it will be easier for “lay” people to understand the law, and pretty soon people won’t need as many lawyers. Do not repeat the mistakes of King James! What is good […]

Salary Cuts

Nationwide Salary Cut Watch: Buchanan Ingersoll

Another day, and another firm is retreating from the salaries of the past. Our sources report that Buchanan Ingersoll & Rooney has decided to cut associate salaries between 5% and 10%. The cuts will affect all class years. Buchanan Ingersoll CEO Jack Barbour furnished Above the Law with this statement. Barbour suggests that the cuts […]

9th Circuit

The Ninth Circuit Curse Strikes Again

Remember the Ninth Circuit Curse? We wrote about it back in 2007, noting that “anyone who tries to mess with the Mighty Ninth eventually finds himself (or herself) in deep doo-doo.” Several politicians who have advocated splitting the Ninth Circuit — a sprawling court that can be challenging to administer, to be sure — have […]

Lawsuit of the Day

Lawsuit of the Day: Perez Hilton

Luckily, none of my critics have the guts to punch me in the face. But I suppose if one of my faceless, nameless tormentors did clock me upside the head — and lived to tell about it — my next move would be to file a really bitchy lawsuit. And then blog about it. Fun […]

Summer Associates

Blind Item Follow-Up: In Defense of Fake Work

On Monday, we offered you a blind item about a major law firm giving “fake work” to its summer associates. Some commenters thought we were criticizing the practice, but if you go back and read our original post, you won’t find any criticism. To the contrary, we enumerated the advantages of this policy (which found […]

Sweet Hot Justice

The Myth of the Cool Partner

[Ed. note: The following piece was authored by The Legal Tease, of Sweet Hot Justice fame. Check out her other musings from Sweet Hot Justice here.] It’s happened–after a few years and a few thousand billable hours, I’ve finally found him. Sure, there have been loads of false starts along the way, but I think […]

Frank Easterbrook

Morning Docket 06.25.09

* New Jersey Internet radio talk show host arrested for blogging that federal judges Frank Easterbrook, Richard Posner, and William Bauer “deserved to be killed” after a recent decision on Chicago handgun ban case. [CNN] * More Morgan Lewis Musical Chairs: Yesterday, the firm announced that it had tapped gas from Baker Botts. Good thing, […]

Update: ‘Trashed’ Lawyer Larry Wilder Resigns

Indiana attorney Larry Wilder was honored with an ATL Lawyer of the Day mention last week thanks to the photo at right. It’s not a stock photo. That’s Wilder on a Wednesday morning, after a raucous night on the town. That photo going viral has led Wilder to resign his lucrative job with the Jeffersonville […]

Non-Sequiturs

Non-Sequiturs: 06.24.09

* If you missed South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford’s press conference, you missed American political theater of the highest order. In case you are interested, here’s what the South Carolina Constitution has to say about impeachment. [The Gaggle] * This DePaul College of Law situation does not seem to be getting any better. What is […]