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Wife (With Friends) Glues Husband's Wang

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This case is going to bring new meaning to the “Glue Stic” product. For a Wisconsin man, one evening started out like a happy dream. The AP reports:

A married eastern Wisconsin man thought he was going to a motel for a little romance with one of his handful of lovers. She allegedly played along and suggested he be tied up and blindfolded for a massage, according to court documents.

But it ended up going so horribly wrong:

[F]our women eventually showed up to humiliate the man, who ended up with his penis glued to his stomach in a bizarre plot to punish him for a lover’s quadrangle gone bad, according to the documents filed in Calumet County.

And we’re not talking about some low-rent, barely sticky glue that is approved for use by children:

[Therese] Ziemann struck the man in the face, and used Krazy Glue to attach his penis to his stomach when the other women arrived, according to the complaints. The man told investigators he also was threatened with a gun. Ziemann told investigators she didn’t have a gun but may have told the victim, “Do you know how much I want to shoot you?”
He started screaming and the women rushed off fearful that he could get loose and hurt them but allegedly took his wallet, vehicle and cell phone….
Ziemann told investigators Sewell asked him, “Which one do you love more?” and the man’s wife made a derisive remark about him being scared.

Ouch.
But there’s an open question here. Was the glue applied during the man’s state of excitement or not? Because, if that bad boy was one way, and then started to retreat because he was “scared” …. I mean, not good times, man.
Charges have been filed against the alleged conspirators. Details after the jump.

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Wisconsin isn’t trying to run some kind of Thelma-and-Louise fantasy camp. So the women will be brought to justice:

Now it’s the women, including the man’s wife, who face punishment — perhaps six years in prison — and at least one said Monday the story has gotten twisted and she’s embarrassed.
“I am disturbed. I am upset. I am having a hard time handling life; an emotional wreck,” Wendy Sewell, 43, of Kaukauna, said Monday in a telephone interview from her home. “I am ashamed.”
Sewell, Therese Ziemann, 48, of Menasha, Michelle Belliveau, 43, of Neenah, and the man’s wife are charged with being party to false imprisonment, a felony. Ziemann also is charged with fourth-degree sexual assault.

What are the chances that the defense attorneys for the women use the subtle “he was asking for it” defense against the sexual assault charges?
Oh, and eventually the man got free by doing exactly what you would do if your penis was in danger:

The man got free from the bed by chewing through one of his bindings, went outside and borrowed a telephone from the motel owner to call police.

Maybe I’m a jealous bitch prick, but it seems to me that if you are married and dating three other girls on the side, you can’t complain when your intricate house of cards collapses and you find yourself stuck in an uncomfortable position.
Update: It appears that the husband has his own issues. See here.
4 women charged in penis-gluing plot [Associated Press]

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