September 2009

Layoffs

Nationwide Layoff Watch: Kirkland & Ellis Chicago

Last week, news broke about layoffs at Kirkland & Ellis. The firm has not released an official statement about the layoffs. A Kirkland source says that associates not on track to make partner were let go. Since the firm won’t say, we’ve been trying to cobble together the full extent of Kirkland’s layoffs. We’ve already […]

9th Circuit

Morning Docket 09.08.09

* Free speech goes head to head with campaign finance laws at the Supreme Court today. [Washington Independent] * The 9th Circuit ruled that John Ashcroft can be sued by a Muslim man who suffered under the former AG’s anti-terrorism strategies. [Washington Post] * An Ohio judge makes his scarlet letter neon yellow. [New York […]

Non-Sequiturs

Non-Sequiturs: 09.04.09

* If you’ve had your Biglaw dream deferred, dream bigger. [Legal Blog Watch] * I would have thought specific intent to escape from prison would be implied in any prison escapee situation. But I would have been wrong. I wonder if resisting arrest requires specific intent to not go to prison, or if I could […]

2nd Circuit

Legal Eagle Wedding Watch 8.30: The Usual

This week’s Vows column is a jaw-dropper. Twelve-year-old girl has crush on doorman (“‘He looked like the guy from Tiger Beat,’ she recalled”), stalks doorman for over a decade, and finally marries him. And he’s still the doorman! Also, don’t miss this Skadden associate’s unorthodox proposal: He had his girlfriend served with a “complaint” while […]

Judge of the Day

Judge of the Day: Stephen Belden

Let’s be honest. Whether it was that gunner in your 1L section, some douche from UVA Law, or Elie in his True/Slant race rants, we have all wanted to bind and gag someone at some point. But most of us understand that this practice is best left to consenting adults. In the bedroom. With a […]

Clerkships

Clerkship Application Season: Open Thread

Once everyone gets back from Labor Day weekend, the craziness known as the clerkship application process will begin. This coming Tuesday is the first date when applications may be received, according to the 2009 Law Clerk Hiring Plan (followed by many but not all federal judges). It’s become pretty standard to advise law students and […]

Morning Docket

Morning Docket: 09.04.09

* NALP is forming a commission to review law firm hiring practices, including the current timetable for 2L OCI recruiting. [Am Law Daily] * Bankruptcy judges are chastising mortgage servicers for their sloppy business practices and their poor communications. [New York Times] * Associates who went to lower-ranked law schools tend to be happier and […]

Biglaw

Partner Emeritus, Meet Biff–You Could Learn Something

Finally, we have a law firm partner who has looked in the face of the so-called “hybrid tough love” strategy, and found it wanting. His name is Byrd “Biff” Marshall Jr., and he is the president of GrayRobinson — an Am Law 200 firm that is giving associate raises in the middle of the recession. […]

Non-Sequiturs

Non-Sequiturs: 09.03.09

* I know it’s hard to close down a law school. But as Che once sang: “If normal methods of persuasion fail to win them applause, there are other ways of establishing authority.” [Professor Bainbridge] * You know, I also miss the heady days of last August. [Adam Smith Esq.] * More pee stories. [Anonymous […]

Clerkships

Supreme Court Retirement Watch: More on Justice Stevens

Just a quick follow-up to yesterday’s discussion of whether Justice John Paul Stevens’s failure to hire a full complement of law clerks for October Term 2010 might shed light upon his retirement plans. In today’s New York Times, Adam Liptak has an excellent article on the subject. It begins: A Supreme Court clerkship is a […]

Weddings

Pls Hndle Thx: The Wedding Braggers

Ed. note: Have a question for next week? Send it in to [email protected]. ATL – My fiancée submitted our upcoming wedding announcement to the NY Times. I’m an attorney, she’s not. In your opinion, what makes a good wedding announcement? How can we improve our chances of appearing in LEWW [Legal Eagle Wedding Watch]? NY […]