October 2009

Federal Government

Is Wachtell in Trouble For Being Good Lawyers?

The general public really doesn’t understand what top-flight counsel does for their corporate clients. If they did, the pitchforks and torches crowd would be as angry at Wall Street lawyers as they are at Wall Street bankers. Friday’s “revelation” about the advice given to Bank of America by Wachtell Lipton illustrates the point. Am Law […]

Open Thread: Let’s Talk Bonuses

It’s the last week of October. You know what that means? It means it is time to start rampant speculation about this year’s bonuses! Last year at this time, we wrote: Whenever the bonuses are announced, most people we are talking to agree that the overall numbers will be somewhat down from last year. A […]

Law Shucks

This Week in Layoffs: 10.26.09

Ed. note: Above the Law has teamed up with Law Shucks, which has done excellent work translating all of the layoff news into user-friendly charts and graphs: the Layoff Tracker. We took the week off last week, but you didn’t miss much. In fact, we had another run of almost two weeks without a layoff, […]

Morning Docket

Morning Docket 10.26.09

* Has Justice Sotomayor put Clarence Thomas over the edge? While speaking at the University of Alabama, Justice Thomas said he wishes that the other justices would STFU during oral arguments. He also complained that there are too many Ivy Leaguers on the SCOTUS bench. [Associated Press] * One of the beneficiaries at the top […]

Legal Ethics

Lawyer of the Day Last Week: Seeking a Sexy Secretary

Ed. note: We gave this a shout-out last week in non-sequiturs (second item), but it’s egregious enough to merit more discussion. Biglaw attorneys frequently complain about how hard it is to date given the amount of hours they devote to work. Attorneys at a small immigration firm in Chicago may have encountered a similar dilemma. […]

Law Schools

UC Hastings Law School to $50K (Non-Resident Tuition)

Yesterday, UC Hastings College of Law told its students about next year’s prospective tuition. Due to the graphic nature of the content below, viewer discretion is advised. Please remember that Hastings is a public law school: Let’s put those horrifying figures in appropriate context, Stanford Law School’s tuition for this academic year is $42,420. Stanford […]

Non-Sequiturs

Non-Sequiturs: 10.23.09

* Does R.E.M. have a copyright infringement claim against the government if their music was used to torture Guantanamo detainees? What if R.E.M. was simply used to give the interrogators a blueprint on how to torture somebody? That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, losing my religion. [The Volokh Conspiracy] * Gibson […]

New York Times

Legal Eagle Wedding Watch 10.18: Jean-John

Congratulations to Caroline Nyenke and LaRue Robinson, selected by ATL readers as our August Couple of the Month in a close race. Things were a bit more lopsided in our September Couple of the Month poll, as SCOTUS clerks and lovebirds Karen Dunn and Brian Netter took the crown with 40 percent of the vote. […]

Intellectual Property

What’s Going On at Finnegan Henderson?

The Great Recession has been tough for many different types of firms — and that even includes intellectual property firms. During the past year, IP-focused shops have cut back on hiring, slashed salaries, and lost key partners to larger firms. A few recent developments at Finnegan Henderson, the D.C.-based IP powerhouse, reflect the new realities. […]

Fashion

Lawsuit of the Day: Defective Underwear Causes Penis Pain

Let’s get the boring stuff out of the way. Albert Freed (pictured) won a trip to Hawaii (not pictured). As part of the vacation celebration, Mrs. Freed bought her husband some new Hanes brand briefs. But Mr. Freed is a husky gentleman, and apparently the new trunks couldn’t contain all of his junk. He sued […]

Layoffs

Allen Matkins Makes Another Salary Cut, And More Layoffs

There have been a number of firms that have cut associate salaries. But there have not been many firms that have needed to slash salaries twice this year. Allen Matkins associates appears to be in their own personal corner of sadness. A tipster reports: For the second time this year, Allen Matkins has laid off […]

Morning Docket

Morning Docket: 10.23.09

* The U.S. formally demands Roman Polanski’s extradition. [New York Times] * Hate crimes legislation awaits Obama’s loving signature. [CNN] * I thought discriminating against Wiccan was part of the traditional Halloween celebration. I guess I’ll actually have to give these costumed marauders some kind of treat this year. [Courthouse News Service] * The malpractice […]