November 2009

Conferences / Symposia

Regulation of Financial Institutions

We continue our lateblogging of the Federalist Society’s 2009 National Lawyers Convention. The conversations at the conference are always interesting. As far as we’re concerned, this has to be one of the most painless ways to rack up CLE credits. Here’s the next panel discussion that we attended: Regulation of Financial Institutions Hon. Paul S. […]

Conferences / Symposia

Free Speech: The Fairness Doctrine

Over the weekend, we had the pleasure of attending the Federalist Society’s 2009 National Lawyers Convention, down in Washington, D.C. As in past years, conservative and libertarian legal luminaries were plentiful, and the panel discussions and other events were excellent. Some folks — e.g., Josh Blackman — were liveblogging the proceedings. We’re only writing up […]

Caption Contests

ATL Caption Contest Winner: The Pile Up

Over 3500 votes are in. Here is our winning caption: We are not currently conducting any 3L hiring, but we will keep your resume on file as our needs change. Despite a plethora of non-recession submissions, the economy’s dire straits continues to hold the greatest appeal for our caption contest voters. This is starting to […]

Non-Sequiturs

Non-Sequiturs: 11.16.09

* Generation X = The Lost Generation? That really bites. [Law and More] * Meep. [The Legal Satyricon] * Outsourcing the marketing of attorneys could lead to ethical problems. [New York Personal Injury Law Blog] * Public opinion on some hot button legal issues. [The Volokh Conspiracy] * There are all sorts of ways unscrupulous […]

Cheapness

The Wal-Mart of Law Firms Might Be Wal-Mart

I don’t know anything about My Community Legal Network. Its website tells us this: Introduced in 2009, My Community Legal Network scoured through millions of legal and financial professionals looking for the most knowledgeable and sophisticated providers. Then we took the collective bargaining power that comes from millions of Americans and negotiated wholesale prices from […]

Deaths

My Job Is Murder: Of Fainting and Failing

Ed. note: Welcome to ATL’s first foray into serial fiction. “My Job Is Murder,” a mystery set in a D.C. appellate boutique, will appear one chapter at a time, M-W-F, over the next few weeks. Prior installments appear here; please read them first. The author, a former appellate lawyer, wishes to emphasize that any resemblance […]

SCOTUS

Eeek: SCOTUS Denies Cert in Redskins Case

The Supreme Court decided it wants no part of the Redskins case, and Quinn remains victorious over Native American activists who want to change the team’s racially charged moniker. The WSJ Law blog reports: The Redskins on Monday got a bit of good news from the U.S. Supreme Court, which declined cert filed by Native […]

Adventures in Lawyer Advertising: 100% Lean

A Biglaw traveler checked in with us from Minnesota airport: I almost spat out my Caribou Coffee when I saw this ad next to my gate. Apologies for the pic quality–a little blurry from combination of crappy phone pic and shaky hands from said latte. Here’s said ad: Which firm is breaking down its lawyers’ […]

Biglaw

Breaking: Rodge Cohen Drives a Subaru!

That’s the most shocking revelation in an interesting New York Times profile of H. Rodgin Cohen, the nation’s top banking M&A lawyer and chairman of the venerable Sullivan & Cromwell. From the NYT: After [Cohen and his wife Barbara] had paid their [restaurant] check, they went to fetch the car, and Mr. Cohen, a Boston […]

Morning Docket

Morning Docket 11.16.09

* The Wall Street Journal digs into the Scott Rothstein scandal. “The Rothstein story is also a quintessential tale of the Sunshine State, where wealthy retirees and other well-heeled investors have been known to chase outsize returns while ignoring myriad warning signs.” [Wall Street Journal (subscription) and WSJ Law Blog] * How do you defend […]

Bonuses

This Week in Layoffs: 11.14.09

Ed. note: Above the Law has teamed up with Law Shucks, which has done excellent work translating all of the layoff news into user-friendly charts and graphs: the Layoff Tracker. This week, economists missed on the good side — initial jobless claims fell by more than expected. The 502,000 applicants are the fewest since January […]

Non-Sequiturs

Non-Sequiturs: 11.13.09

* What does it take to legally disturb a grizzly bear in San Francisco? [Lowering the Bar] * Apparently, some people thought I was defending the Columbia professor who punched out a woman. I was not. [True/Slant] * The benefits of being a Twitter snob. [Simple Justice] * Is there enough political balance at law […]