Non-Sequiturs: 12.14.09

* Accenture is in the market for a new sponsor, preferably one who can keep his penis on the fairway. [Going Concern]
* Speaking of penises, Jeffrey Epstein’s allegedly egg-shaped penis will remain under wraps, says a Florida judge. [UPI]
* And now for a story about the proper use for … your penis. Note, it should not be anywhere near a 15-year-old boy. [Minneapolis Star-Tribune]
* Lat finds motorcycles and leather scary. [Technolawyer]
* It’s probably a good idea for judges to avoid friending lawyers on Facebook. [Young Lawyers Blog]
* How do you like all those Facebook privacy changes? At the 19 minute mark of this following link, Kash weighs in. [BBC]
* Chanukah keeps rolling along, right into this week’s Blawg Review.
[Likelihood of Confusion via Blawg Review]

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