January 2010

Layoffs

Nationwide Staff Layoff Watch: Wilson Sonsini Makes Cuts

Last week, Seyfarth Shaw kicked off a round of 2010 layoffs. Today, Wilson Sonsini followed suit. The firm just announced that it is laying off staff. Here’s an excerpt from the firm-wide memo: [A]fter a long and thorough analysis, we have concluded that these changes have made it necessary to downsize the ranks of our […]

Gay

Politics Professor Pesters Paralegal Cum Porn Star

There are significant similarities between the legal profession and the gay porn industry (which are not mutually exclusive, of course). Here are some thoughts on the subject from Queerty: We’re not sure which is harder: working in law or working in gay porn. They’re both very competitive, require working closely with pricks, and their rough, […]

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Career Center: Freezes and Cuts?

Many associates are hoping that 2010 will bring an end to the layoffs, pay cuts and deferrals of 2009. But so far January has brought more of the same at several major law firms. This week, our ATL / Lateral Link survey asks whether you think your firm will institute more layoffs and pay cuts […]

Layoffs

Cadwalader Profits Per Partner Are Up, Way Up

Cadwalader conducted layoffs, early and often. Massive, bloody layoffs. Now, Am Law Daily tells us what they won: Cadwalader, Wickersham & Taft on Tuesday reported a 28 percent increase in profits per partner, the firm’s first positive results since 2007. Yet while the firm enjoyed a slight increase in net income, some of the increase […]

Morning Docket

Morning Docket: 01.20.10

* So Democrats, what do you have to show for your one (and only) year in total control of the government? [Fox News] * Have you sent in a clerkship application? Do you wonder if the judge even looked at it? [ABA Journal] * Judge distinguishes alleged David Letterman blackmailer from alleged Tiger Woods concubine. […]

Non-Sequiturs

Non-Sequiturs: 01.19.10

* One can only hope that Nicolas Cage’s financial troubles are behind him and he will therefore stop making absolutely terrible, stab-out-your-eyes-with-a-spoon-because-it-will-hurt-more, bad movies. [Going Concern] * Be nice to your career services professionals. They’re caught between many masters. [Lawyerist] * Phone interview tips. Whenever I conduct a phone interview, I always give my dog […]

11th Circuit

Chocolate Penis Pokes a Hole in a Death Penalty Case

The Supreme Court handed down a tasty opinion [PDF] today. The issues at hand though make for an odd coupling: the death penalty and chocolate genitalia. In 1993, Marcus Wellons was convicted of the rape and murder of a 15-year-old girl. The jury sentenced him to death. Apparently the case was a bonding experience for […]

Salary Cuts

Bryan Cave: Set for the Dreaded Double Freeze?

Way back in November 2008, Bryan Cave became one of the first firms to freeze associate salaries. At the time, the firm said that it was only delaying its planned salary increase by three months. But firms said a lot of things back in 2008 that proved unworkable in 2009. A tipster reports that the […]