February 2010

Morning Docket

Morning Docket 02.22.10

* The DOJ decision to reject sanctions against John Yoo and Jay Bybee set off a legal debate this weekend… [Washington Post] * … along the lines of “Justice Department Will Not Punish Yoo and Bybee Because Most Lawyers Are Scum Anyway.” [Balkinization] * The woes of law grads in Philadelphia. [Philadelphia Business Journal] * […]

Biglaw

Jenner & Block Associate Killed in a Snowmobile Accident

We have tragic news from Jenner & Block this weekend. Grant Folland, 29, a litigation associate in the firm’s Chicago office, was killed in a snowmobile accident on Saturday. According to the Associated Press, which first reported on the accident, he “lost control of his snowmobile and struck a tree next to the trail.” Jenner […]

Quote of the Day: Crazy Is As Crazy Does

I am Dr. Amy Bishop! — Amy Bishop, the biology professor accused of shooting six of her colleagues at the University of Alabama, to a woman she punched in the head at the International House of Pancakes. (The woman had tried to take a booster seat that Bishop wanted for one of her children. Bishop […]

Law Shucks

This Week in Layoffs: 02.21.10

Ed. note: Above the Law has teamed up with Law Shucks, which has done excellent work translating all of the layoff news into user-friendly charts and graphs: the Layoff Tracker. Here we are, a year after enactment of the American Recovery and Reinvestment Act of 2009 and still facing unemployment in the 10% range. That […]

Fantasy SCOTUS

FantasySCOTUS: Testing the Partisan Waters

Ed. note: ATL has teamed up with the 10th Justice to predict how the Supreme Court may decide upcoming cases. CNN has called FantasySCOTUS the “hottest new fantasy-league game.” Is the Supreme Court partisan? Although many perceive the Justices as mere political aids, do the numbers support this assertion? In this installment of 10th Justice, […]

Non-Sequiturs

Non-Sequiturs: 02.19.10

* System for bail = EPIC FAIL. [Beacon Broadside] * A review of the new blog: The Life of a Law School Wife. Enjoy the blog now. When it becomes The Life of a Biglaw Wife, it will be more depressing. [Legal Blog Watch] * Do not mess with old white dudes — and we’re […]

The Austin Suicide Pilot: Legal Linkages

How many manifestos-cum-suicide-notes contain citations to the Internal Revenue Code? As it turns out, Joseph Stack — the man who allegedly crashed a plane into an Austin building housing the IRS — had some issues with the Code. And he expressed them in his rambling manifesto, replete with statutory citations (although not in Bluebook form). […]

Cars

‘Why Chase Ambulances If You Can Bring Them To You?’

If you’re a terrible driver, you’re in the right profession. According to Insurance.com, “Judge / Attorney” is the most dangerous driver by profession. From the Columbus Dispatch: Legal eagles — both attorneys and judges — top the list of the most dangerous drivers, according to a study by Insurance.com, an online independent insurance agency in […]

Hotties

Law Student of the Day: Adrielle Churchill

Adrielle Churchill is not just “law school hot.” The third-year student at the University of Arkansas School of Law was recently crowned Miss Arkansas USA. It’s a good thing she’s a 3L and that exams don’t matter, since she’ll be competing for the national title this May in Las Vegas. There’s some synergy in practicing […]