Protip: Don’t Ever Call The Judge On Your Case ‘Satan’
This is pure lunacy.
Pro Se Filing Of The Day: ‘Notice To F*ck This Court And Everything That It Stands For’
Holy crap. This is absolutely amazing.
LexisNexis Practical Guidance Rolls Out Dedicated Practice Area for AI & Technology
The new generation of AI-related legal issues are inherently cross-disciplinary, implicating corporate law, intellectual property, data privacy, employment, corporate governance and regulatory compliance.
Lawyer Allegedly Tortured For Doing Her Job
No lawyer should be treated like a criminal, much less be made to endure torture, simply for doing her job.
Law Firm Chief Brings Machete To Staff Meeting
What would you do if your boss whipped out a machete while chewing you out?
T14 Law Student Expects You To Answer 185 Crazy Questions To Join His Elite Club
Which law school sanctioned this lunacy?
Unhinged Pro Se Filing Of The Day
Seriously, you just need to read this guy's rant to the judge right now.
Legal Is Changing. And NeoSummit Is Where The Future Is Being Built.
Legal and operational leaders are gathering May 6–7 in Fort Lauderdale to confront the questions the industry hasn't answered—with a keynote from Amanda Knox setting the tone.
Amanda Bynes Has Crazy Conservatorship Drama
What are her parents thinking?
Everyone Hates This Poor Law Professor
Will he go gentle into that good night? Of course not!
This Law Student Will Bang Your Boyfriend If You Mess With Her Stuff
This girl will cut you and/or f*ck you.
Morning Docket: 05.13.14
* Lawyers for Jones Day got a light spanking in court after sending out some of Detroit’s confidential negotiation documents to its creditors. Quick, blame the doc reviewers. Oh wait, you already did. Nice work. [WSJ Law Blog] * Cynthia Brim, the judge declared “legally insane” who collected a $182K salary for months without working, was booted from the Illinois bench. She’s the first member of the state judiciary to be removed in a decade. [Chicago Tribune] * Massachusetts is instituting a $30,000 pay hike for state judges which will prime the pump for pension bumps and retirements. For the love of God, think of the poor ADAs next time, Massholes. [Boston Globe] * The power of diagramming compels you! If you’re studying for the LSAT, here are tricks you can use when trying to exorcise the demons from the logic games section. [Law Admissions Lowdown / U.S. News] * Prosecutors want Oscar Pistorius to undergo a psychiatric evaluation in order to urge the court to consider an insanity defense, even though Bladerunner’s legal team doesn’t intend to mount one. [CNN]
What Even Is AI ‘Competence’? It Depends.
Takeaways from a Legalweek panel on evolving malpractice risks.
Court Reporter Causes Chaos By Repeatedly Writing ‘I Hate My Job’ On Trial Transcripts
You know how when you’re drunk you think everything you’re writing makes perfect sense? Yeah…
Is This The Craziest Law Professor Job Application Ever?
Insane, unsolicited law professor "application" shows up in inboxes around the country. Are you ready to hire a professor for way too much money to do no teaching?
Apple Porn Guy Sues Obama For Firing Duck Dynasty Guy
Apparently the president is at the heart of a vast conspiracy that hinges entirely on a redneck with a duck call.
Pro Se Litigant Starts Yelling At A Judge And It’s All On Video
Watch one man fly off the handle about the tyranny of paying $26.
From The ‘Why People Hate Lawyers’ File: An L.A. Lawyer’s Letter
This lawyer's letter is certainly over the top; is it awesome or atrocious?