Quote of the Day: At Least You Don't Have Chlamydia

Unfortunately, I have a terrible secret that is making it difficult for me to get close to women: I have $190,000 in student loan debt.

— a correspondent calling himself “Debt Leper,” who wrote in to advice columnist Dear Wendy (via Instapundit). Reading the full question on The Frisky, this guy sure sounds like a lawyer.

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