Morning Docket: 12.15.10

* With the way that David J. Stern is screwing Florida, it looks like he forgot to buy some integrity with his robo-bucks. [Daily Business Review]

* If Phil Spector wins this lawsuit against Robert Shapiro, he could probably afford to get a new hairstyle. [Beverly Hills Courier]

* Is Verrill Dana a haven for shady shysters? Watching porn and stealing funds is fun until you get caught. [Portland Press Herald]

* Only in New Jersey can a disbarred lawyer steal from a nun. Talk about an ethics violation. [Daily Record]

* A judge spared actor Rip Torn from a jail sentence, and his sphincter from sharing the same namesake. [New York Post]

* This Bud’s not for you. The King of Piss Water’s Beer’s sponsorship is on the line for MLB in this lawsuit. [Wall Street Journal]

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