February 2011

Morning Docket

Morning Docket: 02.18.11

* “As virtually any clown can attest, no one owns the idea of making a balloon dog.” Jeff Koons was on the wrong side of this awesome legal beatdown. [Freakonomics / New York Times] * In honor of his memory, a new federal courthouse in Arizona will be named after Judge John M. Roll. [CNN] […]

Non-Sequiturs

Non-Sequiturs: 02.17.11

* Do not handcuff law professors and search their homes for drugs unless you are absolutely sure you are right. [SF Weekly] * Facebook adds relationship status options for “civil union” and “domestic partnership.” [Huffington Post] * Quick, 1Ls: Do I need an easement or a covenant to erect a 24-foot cross that shines into […]

Biglaw

I, For One, DO NOT Welcome Our New Computer Overlords

I should have written about this days ago, but the pain was still too near to me. The humans have lost to the machines. We might as well start digging towards the Earth’s core, where it’s still warm, and start building our own Zion. Unless you’ve been living under a rock, you know the terrifying […]

Asians

A Portrait of the Temple Law Shooter as a Young(er) Man

The jury verdict in the attempted-murder trial of Temple Law student Gerald Ung came out on Tuesday, but people are still talking about the case. Some readers have complained about our repeated use of Gerald Ung’s mugshot to illustrate our stories. In yesterday’s linkwrap, we mixed it up a bit, using a more formal photo […]

Books

Inside Straight: FAS 5 Fracas

Ed. note: This is the latest installment of Inside Straight, Above the Law’s column for in-house counsel, written by Mark Herrmann. First, a shameless plug; then, back to business. The plug: I’ll be giving my “book talk” about The Curmudgeon’s Guide to Practicing Law in several locations in the next couple of weeks, including in […]

Morning Docket

Morning Docket: 02.17.11

* Hawaii state legislators have approved civil unions for same-sex couples. Tiny gay couples… [Reuters] * Louisiana applies special penalties to those who are convicted of soliciting oral or anal sex, under the Crimes Against Nature law. Kirk Cameron and this Kiwi fella seem to disagree with Louisiana on just how unnatural oral sex is. […]

Non-Sequiturs

Non-Sequiturs: 02.16.11

* The California Supremes have agreed to tackle the Prop 8 standing question. [Poliglot / Metro Weekly] * Musical chairs: veteran litigator Thomas Wiegand leaves Winston & Strawn and joins his good friend Steve Molo at MoloLamken. [Am Law Daily] * A report on the appellate proceedings in the Drew Peterson case. [Chicago Tribune] * […]

Biglaw

Howrey Met Your Mother (Then Lost Her to Another Firm)

Yesterday we reported on talks last week between Jones Day and key partners in the construction group of Howrey. It appears that the talks have borne fruit. As reported yesterday by the Daily Journal (subscription), a group of seven Howrey partners — led by prominent construction lawyer Steve O’Neal, former chairman of the now-defunct Thelen […]