3) Jackie Chiles (Phil Morris; Seinfeld)
7) Gerald Broflovski (Matt Stone; South Park)
And now we can all take a step back and acknowledge that I did have a plan when putting together these brackets. Because now we have Jackie Chiles, a character based on a Johnnie Cochran impression, going up against a character from the show that has the best Johnnie Cochran impression of all time.
So now, all I need to do is embed this clip, and let the ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury decide whether to vote for the live-action Cochran impersonator, or the guy who got beaten by the animated Cochran impersonator:
Who is your favorite character?
- Jackie Chiles (61%, 1,024 Votes)
- Gerald Broflovski (39%, 644 Votes)
Total Voters: 1,668
Voting closes SUNDAY, JUNE 26, at 11:59 PM. Vote from as many different IP addresses as you want; on Thursday we’ll address the other half of the bracket.