Morning Docket: 07.05.11

* Deliberations in the Anthony trial continue today. If I were a juror, I’d be so pissed about missing an entire day of July 4th fun that I’d serve Casey some first degree murder for breakfast. [USA Today]

* Another day, another rape allegation. Dominique Strauss-Kahn just can’t catch a break. Or a nod for a French presidential run. [Adelaide Now]

* Poor New York judges. How are they supposed to afford their 3,500 square foot significant others on sh*tlaw salaries? Definitely the “most important problem” in our court system. [New York Times]

* The only thing stoners refuse to procrastinate about is access to weed. NJ potheads don’t want to be chronically late to the medical marijuana party, so they might sue the state. [CBS New York]

* A New York bus matron allegedly dragged a kid off a bus and dumped her at the wrong school. I don’t think “No Child Left Behind” means what you think it means, lady. [New York Daily News]

* Octomom is refuting statements made in an alleged interview with In Touch. Of course she loves her kids. When your house is in foreclosure, you need all the state funds you can get. [Examiner]

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