Morning Docket

Morning Docket: 07.12.11

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* A Casey Anthony video may be released, but it’s not the pornucopia that the male public is hoping for. I hope Nancy Grace did Kegels this weekend, because she’s about to have another cow. [ABC News]

* First comes love, then comes gay marriage, then comes the best dressed and most fashionable baby ever in a baby carriage. First baby in New York with a pair of Louboutees wins! [Associated Press]

* Oy vey! That place we don’t believe in hath no fury like a Jewish woman scorned. According to court filings, this rabbi has seen one too many unholy Channukah bushes. [New York Post]

* A paralegal is suing a man 15 years her junior over a Mafioso Facebook fling gone wrong. No wonder she’s unemployed. [New York Daily News]

* Anheuser-Busch wants to trademark your area code. I’m not a big fan of beer, but I could be convinced to try one if the company picks up “201.” [Breaking Business / Chicago Tribune]

* Britney Spears doesn’t wanna go-o-o to her Brand Sense deposition, and she won’t have to thanks to Judge Reva Goetz’s orders. [Beverly Hills Courier]

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