* Have you ever seen the MTV Real World contract? Even though the show hasn’t been good in about a decade, the contract is fabulous. [Village Voice]
* At least bankers still know how to throw an offer party. [Dealbreaker]
* The homeless litigator. I guess he’ll be played by Matthew McConaughey in the movie. No word on whether he’s part of the law class of 2010. [Newark Star-Ledger]
Filevine’s New Legal AI Platform LOIS Turns AI Into A True Legal Coworker
Legal work isn’t slowing down, and the firms that win won’t be the ones working harder — they’ll be the ones working smarter.
* This guy was disbarred for stealing a vacuum cleaner. There’s got to be an easier way to get some suction around here. [Washington State Bar Association]
* Isn’t firing unionized workers hard? [WSJ Law Blog]
* Bush official didn’t realize that being in contempt of Congress could lead to jail time. Figures. [Main Justice]
* This is how you give Google a roofie. [An Associate’s Mind]