Caption Contest Finalists: Money to Burn?

Last week, we asked readers to submit possible captions for this explosive photo:

For those of you who are just joining us, this photo was taken across the street from George Mason University School of Law. Let’s have a look at what our readers were able to come up with, and then vote on the finalists….

Here are the finalists (the seven captions that received the most “likes” from readers in Disqus, plus an overlooked caption submitted just before the deadline):

A. Looks like the Italian American Law Students Association is trying to “petition” the Dean again.

B. George Mason University School of Law sets a trap to catch “Guy in the Suit.”

C. The driver’s fatal mistake: he got a blowjob from Bruce Reilly.

D. The new Sallie Mae collections team in action.

E. Death toll from the car explosion: 0
Death toll from the stampede of GMU shingle hangers looking for their first client: 7

F. Marty, I warned you that when tuition hit 88 thousand per year, you were going to see some serious sh*t.

G. Everyone’s fired up about the quality of the legal education offered by George Mason at a bargain price.

H. Lawyerly Lairs: 2009 Grads Edition. Cozy space, heat included in monthly rent. Great breeze in the summer.

Please vote for your favorite caption in our poll, which will be open through WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 28, at 11:59 PM (Eastern time).

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Which is the best caption for this photo?

  • A (24%, 239 Votes)
  • H (20%, 203 Votes)
  • D (15%, 152 Votes)
  • E (15%, 152 Votes)
  • F (11%, 110 Votes)
  • B (7%, 73 Votes)
  • C (4%, 44 Votes)
  • G (4%, 36 Votes)

Total Voters: 1,009

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