The reality of a Texan shooting bullets up in the air that come down and injure somebody, and then not going to jail for such reckless behavior, is why we have Texan lawyers.
Congratulations, Lone Star State: your bar results are out.
If you didn’t pass, don’t worry, keep shootin’ and eventually you’ll hit something…
You can always tell when the person who emails about the Texas bar results passed the bar. They start their email with “Howdy ATL” or “Mornin Guys.”
If they failed, the email says, “Here are the gay-ass bar results, from Texas you black Commie.”
It’s all good. If you somehow don’t already know if you passed, or if you just wanted to check on a friend, click here to see the full Texas results.
And now we wait for California….