Non-Sequiturs

Non-Sequiturs: 3.23.12

* You know you love bracketology, so why not fill this one out and start an office pool with your nerdiest lawyer friends before Obamacare hits SCOTUS. [March Madness - Healthcare Edition] * But speaking of SCOTUS, maybe you should give this a read before you fill out your Obamacare bracket. Do the justices even care about the law here? [Slate] * Snitches get stitches, even alleged ones, especially when they’re tight ends in the NFL. [Fox Sports] * Facebook tells employers to back off with the big brother BS. [CNN] * Philip Morris execs probably started singing the chorus from one of Billy Joel’s most popular songs when they got the verdict on this case. [Abnormal Use] * This is kind of like that episode of Family Guy where Brian and Stewie get drunk and crash a car. Except this is real life, so it’s less entertaining when a dog gets drunk. [Legal Juice]

By Staci Zaretsky on March 23, 2012 5:25 pm

* You know you love bracketology, so why not fill this one out and start an office pool with your nerdiest lawyer friends before Obamacare hits SCOTUS. [March Madness – Healthcare Edition]

* But speaking of SCOTUS, maybe you should give this a read before you fill out your Obamacare bracket. Do the justices even care about the law here? [Slate]

* Snitches get stitches, even alleged ones, especially when they’re tight ends in the NFL. [Fox Sports]

* Facebook tells employers to back off with the big brother BS. [CNN]

* Philip Morris execs probably started singing the chorus from one of Billy Joel’s most popular songs when they got the verdict on this case. [Abnormal Use]

* This is kind of like that episode of Family Guy where Brian and Stewie get drunk and crash a car. Except this is real life, so it’s less entertaining when a dog gets drunk. [Legal Juice]