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Barrister's Ball Blowout: A Night of Booze, Barf, and Blood (and B*tching About the Budget)

Bleeding, barfing, and breaching contracts is no way to go through life...

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One student finally asked the most important question of them all:

can we stick with whats really important – what kind of embarrassing stuff went down at this barristers joint? like who puked? who broke shit? who made out with whom? please “use this public forum appropriately” and put your classmates on blast

Finally, we get some details, and it even looks as though this person was still drunk when typing them out:

Lots of chocolate and candy plus excessive amounts of chocolate = chocolate volcano, and people need to learn how to hold on to glasses while drinking or not bring them to the dance floor. The galss was an annoyance, I think one person had yakked by 12:15 but i left not ong after that and apparently sh*t got real…. not gonna name names dont even really know them . I believe that getting helped by a hotel employee would be embaraassing enough

Sh*t got real, huh? As one student later noted, “I’d like to hear more about the blood and vomit, please.” As gross as it sounds, we do, too. In the spirit of U Chicago, how embarrassing for you, Northeasterners, that you care more about the Barrister’s budget than the drunken antics of your classmates. Spill the beans, people.

We’re going to play some Final Jeopardy! here, but in reverse. The answer is: “What other embarrassing stuff went down at this Barrister’s Ball??!” We’ll play that annoying theme song while you go to town in the comments.

Earlier: Celebrating With Alcohol? Oh Noes!

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