Caption Contest Finalists: Tough Rebound From Katy Perry?

Earlier this week, we asked readers to submit possible captions for this photo:

Let’s have a look at what our readers came up with, and then vote on the finalists….

Here are the finalists (the nine captions that received the most “likes” from readers in Disqus):

A. Russell Brand watching Bloomberg Law.

B. Forgetting John Marshall.

C. Bonobo_Bro (pants pictured here) reports he no longer has time to read Above the Law since he started hanging out with Russell Brand and watching Bloomberg Law.

D. Signs your life has taken an untoward turn: (1) you are watching Bloomberg Law, (2) you are hanging out with Russell Brand, (3) you no longer wear matching socks.

E. Dewey have a prenuptial agreement?

F. Pictured: The worst thing Britain ever unleashed on the US, including impressment, war, and steak and kidney pie.

Not Pictured: Dignity, talent

G. Taking Jeffreys and watching the new legal themed B-movie “Habeas Corpus to the Greek.”

H. When nothing else is on television but Russell Brand movies.

I. Bloomberg Law: as useless as a blowjob from Russell Brand.