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Man Sues Over Broken Penis After Taking Sex Supplements

A lawsuit over every man's worst nightmare -- a broken penis...

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Indulge us and imagine the following scenario, if you will: you’re deep in the throes of sexual pleasure, when all of a sudden, you hear a distinct popping sound and experience the worst pain that you can possibly imagine. Congratulations, because you’ve just broken your penis.

This is every man’s worst nightmare, and a young man from Texas claims that something similar happened to him last year. After purchasing a sexual enhancement supplement at a gas station, this southern gentleman then took his “paramour” to a local motel for some passionate lovemaking.

Somehow, this fellow somehow broke his penis in the process, so he decided to sue the enhancement pill’s manufacturer. If anything, his lawsuit is worth a read because his description of the horrifying event sounds like it came out of a B-movie slasher film….

Adrian Carter is suing the manufacturers of VirilisPro, a supplement that’s marketed as “the ultimate male enhancer.” Carter is seeking damages for his medical expenses, and punitive damages for a laundry list of claims, including “past and future loss of consortium.” Here’s why:

Because when your penis starts projectile vomiting blood like out of a scene from the Exorcist, you know that you’re going to be screwed for life. We imagine that Carter’s “paramour” will now enjoy a lifetime of Texas-sized psychotherapy bills.

ABC News explains the treatment for a penis that’s allegedly spurting blood uncontrollably:

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Emergency room doctors had to “deglove” Carter’s penis in order to repair it, rendering him unable to have sex or future children, Carter claimed.

Degloving is exactly what it sounds like — doctors allegedly had to remove all of the skin from Carter’s penis. That’s absolutely disgusting. Experts claim, however, that Carter’s pleadings may have gone a little overboard:

Degloving would never have been done in an emergency room, but by a skilled surgeon, [Dr. Jeff Carney, chief of urology at Grady Memorial Hospital and a trauma specialist] said. If the urinary channel is also affected by the fracture, the injury can be bloody, but “blood squirting out helter skelter” is not possible, “I can guarantee you,” he said.

“When a man breaks his penis it can be very scary,” said Carney. “I believe he took this story and spiced it up.”

Whether or not Carter was overindulgent in his description of what happened to him, this sort of a penile injury is enough to make any man appreciate playing a game of “just the tip,” or hell, even putting on a condom, because for all we know, this guy will never be able to do those things ever again.

Man Fractures Penis After Taking Sex Pill, Lawsuit Claims [ABC News]

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