How Many Yale Law Students Does It Take To Figure Out How To Pee?

It's fun to see Yale Law students learn how to use the bathroom...

In the ladies bathroom, Yale apparently has a ghetto bidet:

Dear [Lady Parts],

The second stall in the girls’ bathroom in the basement has been spraying water every time it is flushed for the past week at least. The last time I used it, I immediately lunged and pressed my body against the inside of the bathroom stall door, but that fountain of a toilet still sprayed me. As a result I had water droplets all over the lower half of my skirt, and was so embarrassed that, rather than returning to fed tax, I retreated to building services until the water spots dried. How should I handle that stall the next time it is the only one available and the coffee I just downed is coursing through me?

-Sprayed and afraid

I’ve mentioned that we’re talking about the best law school in the country, right? Not the public restroom at Grand Central.

Dear Sprayed & Afraid,

This has been a problem, off and on, for years, as far as I can tell. I think you should just avoid that stall at all costs. Some things at the law school are mysterious, and the structural idiosyncrasies of the restrooms apparently constitute a huge category of such things. I’m not sure there is anything to be done about the toilet itself, so just treat this one traumatizing instance as a lesson and next time insist on waiting for another stall.

Oh, and why on earth was building services your clothing-drying location of choice?

–[Lady Parts]

Agreed, the girl should have just gone back to class, sans-skirt. Dude, it’s tax, there would have been only one or two people awake to see it.

Really, there’s only one thing left to say: THIS WOULD NEVER HAPPEN AT HARVARD LAW SCHOOL.

Earlier: ‘Prissy potty puddles’ on the Yale Law School list-serv

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