Last night, we presented our readers with the top-ranked law schools for best social life — party schools, if you will. Everyone oohed and ahhed, and wondered why they hadn’t enrolled at those particular schools. But if it had been a ranking of the law schools with the worst social scene, everyone would’ve taken a look for the pure Schadenfreude of it all.
That ranking doesn’t exist yet, but we’re more than willing to bet that the picture for our latest caption contest comes directly from a law school where you can kiss your dreams of a fabulous social life goodbye….

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Because you don’t need friends when you’ve got your very own cardboard cubicle:
Same rules as always: submit possible captions in the comments. Please try to be funny. We’ll choose our favorites — with preference given to those with a legal bent — and then let you vote for the best one.
Please submit your entries by SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 10, at 11:59 PM (Eastern time). Thanks!
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