Oh my god, I’m going to kill you.
— Lindsay Lohan, muttering under her breath in frustration during her court appearance yesterday after her lawyer, Mark Heller — a man who was previously scolded by Judge James Dabney for being “incompetent” as to California law — kept speaking even though the starlet had already directed him to shut up, numerous times.
(Don’t believe us? We’ve got the video to prove it.)

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Thanks to TMZ, the leader in celebrity clashes with the law, for getting their grubby hands on this footage:

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P.S. LiLo, in the future, a court appearance the day after St. Patrick’s Day really isn’t a good look for you.
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