Legally Enforce Your Love With A Momtract On Mother’s Day

This Mother's Day, give the woman who birthed you a gift on her own terms... literally.

Mother’s Day is this Sunday. That means you still have some time to acknowledge your mother’s existence with a suitable last minute gift. In honor of this important holiday, here’s a note for you (or one that can be passed along to your secretary): flowers and candy are so passé.

This year, you should give your mom a present that actually means something, you know, something that she’ll actually care about, not something that will die like she thinks your love for her has after you’ve spent time billing thousands of hours yet only made two calls home.

Why not get your mommie dearest a Momtract? After all, “nothing says love like mutuality of obligation.”

What’s a Momtract? Ask no more, we’ve got you covered. This Mother’s Day, give your mother the gift of authority. Check out this video to see what we mean.

Here’s a sample Momtract that’s been tailored to Biglaw life for your perusal:

Give your mother a gift on her own terms… literally. Give your mother a Momtract. Happy Mother’s Day to you and yours from everyone here at ATL!


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Staci Zaretsky has been an editor at Above the Law since 2011. She’d love to hear from you, so please feel free to email her with any tips, questions, or comments. You can follow her on Twitter or connect with her on LinkedIn.

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