Last week, we asked readers to submit possible captions for this photo:
Let’s have a look at what our readers came up with, and then vote on the finalists…
Here are the finalists (some captions that received the most “likes” from readers in Disqus, mixed with some of the more underrated captions that received the most “likes” from yours truly):
A. Because only the attorney-client relationship survives death.
B. I see Dedman graduates…
C. I’ve actually managed to die in all six of the accidents advertised by this law firm. Maybe if I hired them I could enjoy the rest of my lives as a very rich cat.
D. Well, our client is dead, his body was cut into tiny cubes in the industrial accident, we can only communicate with him by Ouija board, and he signed his representation agreement in ectoplasm.
Otherwise, no concerns.
E. “Your attorney any time, any where.”
Initiate representation with everyone who looks at your sign? Check.
Prove inability to write compound words? Check.
Take all of Tannebaum’s clients? Only the ones who can read.
F. “If you thought YOU haunted the person whose negligence killed you, just wait ’til you see what we can do!”
G. Are you feeling escheated?
H. Although during your deposition we can’t promise all those skeletons will stay in the closet…
I. These new long-arm statutes are a real bitch.
J. The Almaraz Firm: We have the BRAAAAAAAINS to get you a big cash settlement!!
Please vote for your favorite caption in our poll, which will be open through SUNDAY, JULY 21, at 11:59 p.m. (Eastern time). Thanks!
What is the best caption for this photo?
- I. (18%, 128 Votes)
- G. (15%, 109 Votes)
- F. (14%, 97 Votes)
- J. (13%, 92 Votes)
- A. (13%, 89 Votes)
- C. (9%, 66 Votes)
- B. (6%, 43 Votes)
- D. (5%, 34 Votes)
- H. (5%, 34 Votes)
- E. (3%, 21 Votes)
Total Voters: 712