Caption Contest Finalists: A Law Firm With That ‘Special Sauce’

Earlier this week, we asked readers to submit possible captions for this photo (click to enlarge):

Let’s have a look at what our readers came up with, and vote on the finalists…

Here are the finalists (some captions that received the most “likes” from readers in Disqus, mixed with some of the more underrated captions that received the most “likes” from yours truly):

A. When you’re a solo practitioner, any meal you get to eat is a Happy Meal.

B. Find a fingertip in your Filet O Fish?
Slip and fall at the McPlayland?
Don’t Grimace. Don’t clown around!
Contact us immediately and we’ll ham-burgle you a huge settlement!

C. Look… me and the McDonald’s people got this little misunderstanding. See, they got the Golden Arches, mine is the Golden Arrears. They got the Big Mac, I got the Big Dack. They burn clients with coffee, we use hidden fees and costs. We both got mascots, but they have Ronald and we have a clown in a lime green Kia Soul.

D. Another successful graduate of MSU’s Global Food Law LL.M. program.

E. Mr. Dackman:
Ronald McDonald is a registered trademark of the McDonald’s Corporation. Mr. McDonald’s likeness may only be used in the furtherance of McDonald’s business activities and those of its affiliates. Although it may be true that your legal practice has been described as the “McDonald’s of law firms,” we can assure you that this reference is insufficient for a valid fair use defense. Please govern yourself accordingly.
– Mayor McCheese

F. BADABABABA… I’m lawyerin’ it.

G. When is being compared to a clown only the second worst signifier of your quality? When you share office space with “EZ Money Lending Co.”

H. The Law Offices of Jay A. Dackman are proud to announce the hire of Attorney Brian Tannebaum by placing his standing desk in the window.

I. For a few thousand dollars more, we’ll gladly supersize our representation.

J. Would you like punitive damages with that?