Last week, we asked readers to submit possible captions for this lovely piece of lawyer advertising:
Let’s have a look at what our readers came up with, and vote on the finalists…
Here are the finalists for our latest caption contest, which were pretty awesome (a few with the most “likes” from readers in Disqus, and a few underrated captions that received the most “likes” from yours truly):
A. Two girls, one lawsuit.
B. In fine print at the bottom of the billboard: In the rare event of an erection lasting longer than 4 hours after viewing this billboard, seek immediate Lady Justice help to avoid long-term injury.
C. Because justice is blind, but you’re not.
D. Tweet us at: 9InchStilettosOfJustice
E. DISCLAIMER OF GUARANTEE. None of Lady Justice’s statements or representations to Client will be construed as a promise or guarantee of a “happy ending” in Client’s matter. Lady Justice will not be held legally responsible for heirs conceived in the course of estate planning, nor will the firm represent Client in personal injury cases arising from confidential attorney-client “communications.”
F. Why weren’t any lawyers pictured on the billboard?
G. When you know your attorney is going to screw you, you may as well hire ones you’d actually like to screw.
H. The #1 law firm choice of ZZ Top.
I. Call our late night legal hotline… we’re waiting.
J. They’ll match Reema Bajaj’s prices, but can they match the breadth of her services?
Please vote for your favorite caption in our poll, which will be open through SUNDAY, DECEMBER 1, at 11:59 P.M. (Eastern time) — yes, you’ve got the entire Thanksgiving holiday to vote. Thanks!
What is the best caption for this photo?
- C. (34%, 499 Votes)
- G. (18%, 269 Votes)
- I. (13%, 199 Votes)
- A. (13%, 198 Votes)
- F. (5%, 75 Votes)
- E. (5%, 75 Votes)
- B. (4%, 55 Votes)
- H. (3%, 49 Votes)
- J. (3%, 47 Votes)
- D. (2%, 23 Votes)
Total Voters: 1,489