Caption Contest Finalists: Hot Cups

Last week, we asked readers to submit possible captions for this picture (click to enlarge):

Let’s have a look at what our readers came up with, and vote on the finalists…

Here are the finalists for our latest caption contest, which were pretty great (a few with the most “likes” from readers in Disqus, and a few underrated captions that received the most “likes” from yours truly):

A. We are pleased to present this official receptacle to collect your spring bonus.

B. While the true Grail will bring you life, the false Grail will take it from you. You have chosen… poorly.

C. Carries the same water as the Solo right next door — but twice as prestigious, and three times as expensive.

D. 800 attorneys 1 cup.

E. The only cup size you’ll see at the Davis Polk partner meeting.

F. This year’s special bonuses were not quite what associates expected.

G. “We give these to visiting 0Ls so they’ll think we have a relationship with the firm. Of course, we actually designed and ordered them from Zazzle.” – Cooley Law School Dean

H. No bounce shots.

I. Coffee cups are for closers…

J. Coffee is free — and so is all work billed over 2200 hours.

Are Davis Polk’s cups hotter than its lawyers? You be the judge. Please vote for your favorite caption in our poll, which will be open through TUESDAY, DECEMBER 10, at 11:59 P.M. (Eastern time). Thanks!

What is the best caption for this photo?