Animal Law, Divorce Train Wrecks, Quote of the Day, State Judges

Cut the dog in half! That way each of you can have part of him.

People who love their dogs almost always love them forever… But with divorce rates at record highs, the same cannot always be said for those who marry.

— Justice Matthew Cooper, who will preside over New York’s first dog custody case. Two Washington Heights women are divorcing and both want custody of their dog “Joey.” When reached for comment, Joey licked his butt and stared intently at a discarded Chipotle wrapper.

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