Caption Contest Winner: Naked Justice

A woman gets completely naked in front of a courthouse to put on a "show."

Last week, we asked readers to submit possible captions for this picture (click to enlarge):

On Tuesday, you voted on the finalists, and now it’s time to announce the winner of our contest…

As is customary with our caption contests, we’ll now reveal the backstory behind the picture. A reader submitted this photo, posted by a Redditor in 2013, joking that Elie Mystal had been spotted outside the Washington, D.C. courthouse. That’s not very nice, so you should probably shut up, you big meanie.

In actuality, this is a woman who was just putting on a “show” — you know, the off-her-meds, completely-naked-in-public kind of show. The Redditor reports that the woman “initially walked into the court house and then security kicked her out.” You can see some additional pictures from her show here (NSFW).

So which reader put on the best show when it came to submitting captions for this lovely picture?

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In fairness to pro se litigants, the requirement that they file their briefs can be confusing.

Thanks to everyone for suggesting comments and for voting. If you wrote the winning caption, feel free to email us, subject line “Caption Contest Winner,” to claim your prize (an Above the Law t-shirt).

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