Won't A Lawyer Help DMX Contractually Kick George Zimmerman's Ass?

Won't someone, anyone, draft this contract? The world needs to see this boxing match!

DMX has promised to “beat [George Zimmerman’s] ass,” but no contract or paperwork has been signed or agreed to yet.

Domenick Nati, a spokesperson for DMX, commenting on the upcoming “celebrity” boxing match scheduled to occur this March between the ex-neighborhood watchman and the washed-up rapper.

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