Damn it, you got a summons in the mail. That sucks, dude. You have to go to court. No one wants to go to court. Ugh, that sucks so hard.
You know what? Screw that, you’re not gonna go to court. In fact, you have a much, much better idea. You’re gonna sit home and do what you do best. You’re gonna do the thing that probably got you into this mess in the first place.
You’re gonna roll that summons up and smoke it….
Here’s the picture for our caption contest. FYI, court documents probably make crappy rolling papers:
Same rules as always: submit possible captions in the comments. Please try to be funny. We’ll choose our favorites — with preference given to those with a legal bent — and then let you vote for the best one.
Please submit your entries by THURSDAY, MARCH 6 at 11:59 P.M. (Eastern time). Thanks!