Caption Contests

Caption Contest: A Supreme Court Sharp Shooter

Don’t piss off this Supreme Court litigator -- he's got a very big gun!

Some Supreme Court litigators are bookish types, soft-spoken and polite until it’s time to flex their mental muscles in a court of law. Others have been described as having an air of “brashness” and an “entrepreneurial” bent — the kind of creativity that spawns such innovations as SCOTUSblog.

Some call this guy a hustler. Some call him Tommy. And now, Tommy’s got a gun…

Here’s the video — it’s only about 15 seconds long, but it’s very loud, so turn down your speakers — for our caption contest. Don’t piss off Tom Goldstein if you know what’s good for you:

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Same rules as always: submit possible captions in the comments. Please try to be funny. We’ll choose our favorites — with preference given to those with a legal bent — and then let you vote for the best one.

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Please submit your entries by SUNDAY, MAY 11 at 11:59 P.M. (Eastern time). Thanks!