Caption Contest Winner: Hillary Clinton's Hardest Choice?

Hillary Clinton is so "dead broke" she has to sign books at Costco.

Earlier this week, we asked readers to submit possible captions for this picture:

On Wednesday, you voted on the finalists, and now it’s time to announce the winner of our contest…

As is customary with our caption contests, we’ll now reveal the backstory behind the picture — although we don’t really need to this time around since the entire world has seen it and commented on it. This picture was taken at Hillary Clinton’s recent Costco book signing for Hard Choices (affiliate link), when Justice Sonia Sotomayor happened to stop by for a handshake, wearing a pair of very sensible shoes.

Enough of rehashing the incredibly obvious. Here’s the winner of our latest caption contest:

Sheppard Smith: “Hilary Clinton uses head of little girl as paperweight at her book signing.”

Thanks to everyone for suggesting comments and for voting. If you wrote the winning caption, feel free to email us, subject line “Caption Contest Winner,” to claim your prize (an Above the Law t-shirt).

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