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Caption Contest Finalists: Law School Ruins Sporting Events

Maybe these law students were scoring the basketball game the old school way -- not studying in the stands.

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Earlier this week, we asked readers to submit possible captions for this picture:

Let’s have a look at what our readers came up with, and vote on the finalists.

Here are the finalists for our latest caption contest, most of which were absolutely outstanding (a few with the most “likes” from readers in Disqus, and a few underrated captions that received the most “likes” from yours truly):

A. They both are going to be associates in Biglaw, so this is probably the last time either of them will ever set foot in a court.

B. Worst. Kiss. Cam. Ever.

C. If they had studied like that in undergrad, they wouldn’t have had to settle for Stanford.

D. Bluebooking is finally going to be an Olympic sport.

E. In a couple of years, we’ll be able to bill clients for this sort of thing.

F. “No, No, No. They are talking about Bird v. Johnson, 130 NE 2d 29 (Ind. Supreme Court 1955). I don’t know what they mean by magic.”

G. Competitive Studying, now airing on ESPN 8. Call your local cable provider for details.

H. “What is a ‘flagrant foul?’ Is that a common law tort, or is it part of the UCC?”

I. As we begin the 1st half of the Case-Briefing Cup, UCLA leads by 15, with Stanford trailing 4 points behind. Stanford can either go for a big 3-pt Issue analysis, or settle for a quick 2-pt procedural history. Let’s see what they do.

J. “This counts as minority outreach.” -Stanford Law Dean

Maybe they were scoring the game the old school way? Vote for your favorite caption in our poll, which will be open through THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 12, at 11:59 P.M. (EST).

What is the best caption for this photo?

  • A. (30%, 377 Votes)
  • B. (18%, 228 Votes)
  • C. (10%, 127 Votes)
  • J. (10%, 120 Votes)
  • F. (7%, 87 Votes)
  • I. (7%, 82 Votes)
  • G. (6%, 77 Votes)
  • H. (6%, 71 Votes)
  • E. (4%, 55 Votes)
  • D. (3%, 35 Votes)

Total Voters: 1,259

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