Morning Docket: 02.12.15

* With Valentine's Day nearly upon us, and many lawyers waiting to pop the big question this weekend, we must let our readers know that nothing could possibly be more romantic than a prenuptial agreement. Eww, just kidding. [Total Return / Wall Street Journal] * On the opposite side of the spectrum, if you can't stand your spouse anymore, you can stay for a Valentine's weekend at the Divorce Hotel in upstate New York. For the low, low price of $5,000, you can check in married and check out single. [New York Post] * "Usually, people have told me, when you’re stopped, the officer says, ‘License and registration.’" Here's a Supreme Court fun fact for you to keep up your sleeve: Chief Justice John Roberts has never been pulled over by a police officer in his life. [Slate] * According to a recent study conducted by the Federal Reserve Bank of New York, lawyers are the exception to the rule when it comes to pay growth stagnation. "Top earners gonna earn" -- by 1,450 percent compared to the competition. [Wonkblog / Washington Post] * There's a warrant out for Punxsutawney Phil, the groundhog who brought this wintry hell upon the Northeast. “He told several people that winter would last 6 more weeks, however he failed to disclose that it would consist of mountains of snow!” [CBS Boston]