Lawyer Moms Are Absolutely Terrifying

Lawyer moms are the real deal -- and they're scary.

Exhibit C. We know drudgery. You think laundry is boring? Does it make you want to run screaming from the house wearing nothing but a pair of dirty-ish socks and the slip you bought for a wedding? Lawyer moms can stand there and fold all day long. We have a superhuman tolerance for drudgery. We took Trusts and Estates. We read hundreds and hundreds of pages recounting the order in which people with the same name died — plus math — and we stayed awake. Laundry is an episode of Scandal compared to that shizz.

— an excerpt from Peyton Price’s article over at Scary Mommy, explaining why lawyer moms are the scariest moms of them all.

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