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Ain't No Party Like A Courthouse Rooftop Sex Party

Who has sex on the roof of a courthouse? Apparently these people.

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“every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse”

When Deputy U.S. Marshal Samuel Gerard uttered those words in 1993’s The Fugitive, we assumed those were reasonable hiding places to search for an escaped convict. It turns out, those were actually the U.S. Marshals Service’s idea of an around the world sexcapade. You’d know that if you saw the sequel, U.S. Marshals with Wesley Snipes, which you didn’t because nobody did except a lone IRS agent who hated it so much he launched an audit and turned Snipes into an actual fugitive in the greatest life imitates art performance piece ever.

Well, we can add “courthouse” to the bawdy equation.

The U.S. Marshals Service says one of its employees was photographed having sex on the roof of a federal courthouse in Pennsylvania.

A resident of a nearby apartment building who was concerned that there was a security breach snapped the pictures this week and sent them to WHTM-TV in Harrisburg, which alerted authorities.

Alas, the courthouse is secure. Rest easy.

But who was the other lusty participant turning the courthouse into their own personal Grotto? Sadly, we have no details on the sort of person who seduces a U.S. Marshals service employee for the purpose of spiriting to the top of the Ronald Reagan Federal Courthouse for a quickie.

Probably some FedSoc Robe-Hound that wanted to feel closer to God.

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US Marshals Employee Caught Having Sex On Courthouse Roof [Associated Press]

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