Warrant Issued For 'Crying Nazi' Chris Cantwell

No Donnie, this man is a coward.

Chris Cantwell

Remember in Ghostbusters when William “I can confirm this man has no dick” Peck is escorted out of the mayor’s office and Dr. Peter Venkman says “I’m going to get you a nice fruit basket. I’m gonna miss him.”

That’s how I feel about the news that the University of Virginia Police Department has obtained warrants against Chris Cantwell for his actions in Charlottesville. From NBC News:

The warrants against Cantwell are for two counts of illegal use of tear gas and one count of “malicious bodily injury by means of any caustic substance or agent,” stemming from events on the campus on the evening of Aug. 11, police said, as they urged Cantwell to turn himself in.

Police did not release more details, saying the warrants are part of an ongoing investigation. All the counts in the warrants are felonies, the department said.

Cantwell is famous for being one of the leading Nazis in Vice News’s report on the violence in Charlotesville.

But he’s more famous for this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=On-_hCn16wM

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Does the Nazi club in prison accept crybabies? Cantwell better hope so. ‘Cause “general population” is not where this man is going to want to be, unprotected.

UVA Police Issue Warrant for White Nationalist Figure Cantwell Over Charlottesville [NBC News]


Elie Mystal is an editor of Above the Law and the Legal Editor for More Perfect. He can be reached @ElieNYC on Twitter, or at elie@abovethelaw.com. He will resist.

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