Above the Law

Morning Docket: 02.27.26

* Anthropic rejects Defense Department ultimatum to rewrite their contract and remove guardrails or face potentially devastating retaliation. [Axios]

* Bill Clinton due to testify about Epstein after Hillary’s deposition devolved into Pizzagate and UFOs. [Reuters]

* NYPD perp walked suspect from Washington Square snowball fight. DA’s office rejects assault charge because the cops were being actual snowflakes. [NY Times]

* DOJ supoosedly investigating why it just happened to withhold multiple FBI interview statements where a witness talked about Donald Trump raping a child. [Washington Post]

* Homeland Security prison camp stealing crayons from children. [Pro Publica]

* Kobre & Kim lawyer carried on business relationship with Epstein having, “intentionally waited being introduced to you… until your sentence was fully served to avoid even the appearance of impropriety.” Not sure how successful that proved, but all right. [American Lawyer]

* Netflix drops out of Warner Bros. deal virtually guaranteeing Paramount will acquire the company and manage to merge the two worst studios into a giant ball of dreck. [Law360]

Too Good To Be True — See Also

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Abrego Garcia Still Getting Harassed By The DOJ: His legal team want the charges dismissed for being vindictive.

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Three Years After Launching As First AI Legal Assistant, CoCounsel Reaches 1 Million Users — And Thomson Reuters Teases What’s Ahead

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Tom Goldstein Goes Bust

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This Plaintiffs’ Lawyer Took ‘Creative Lawyering’ Way Too Literally

When the plaintiffs’ lawyer becomes the defendant.

Former Chairman Of Bankrupt Department Stores: ‘I Saved Department Stores’

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Morning Docket: 02.26.26

* Tom Goldstein convicted on tax evasion charges. [Politico]

* Hillary Clinton set to testify in Epstein probe, meanwhile an investigation reveals the DOJ hid documents related to Donald Trump’s dealings with Epstein. [Reuters]

* Biglaw vlogger quits the law. [Legal Cheek]

* Former prosecutor charged with strangling family member. [ABA Journal]

* Democrats want an explanation for DOJ firing Antitrust chief amid administration efforts to steer deals toward donors. [Law360]

* Arrest made in murder of a retired lawyer in an assisted care facility. [WGME]

* Former plaintiffs’ side lawyer facing prison for defrauding clients. [Daily Report]

The Comedy After The Storm — See Also

Supreme Judges Banter Over Oral Argument: They’re much nicer to each other in person than in writing!

It Ain’t The Size Of The Firm: 9th Circuit rules small law firms can get paid their worth too.

This Wasn’t Covered In Bar Prep: New York test takers had to fight a blizzard on the way to their fact patterns.

FASORP Wants To Revive Their Northwestern Case: They couldn’t even muster up any new arguments.

It Just Keeps Getting Worse For This Guy: Fix the Court filed a judicial misconduct complaint against Judge Ludington.

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Federal Judge Accused Of Driving ‘Super Drunk’ Crashes Into Judicial Misconduct Complaint

The filing zeroes in on transparency, accountability, and public trust.

FASORP Is Back To Protect Vulnerable White Men From Not Being Overrepresented Enough

They have no shame.