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Morning Docket: 03.31.26

* Over half of all federal judges report using AI as part of their workflow. [Reuters]

* Kirkland snags several Latham lawyers in Houston. [American Lawyer]

* New wrinkle in Charlie Kirk case as defense argues ATF couldn’t match bullet to alleged shooter’s gun. [Politico]

* Judge invokes Kafka in Defense Department press credential dust up. [Law360]

* Meta counsel says AI has changed the outsourcing game. Notice how she didn’t say “the Metaverse” has changed anything. [Legalech News]

* Baldoni lawyers handed a little benchslap in Lively case. [Bloomberg Law News]

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Morning Docket

Morning Docket: 03.30.26

* ‘Don’t blame your associate’ for messing up AI. Sure, but then why even have associates? [ABA Journal]

* The DOJ seeks superseding indictments in all the cases invalidated by pretending Alina Habba was the US Attorney. [New Jersey Law Jounral]

* Meanwhile, House Judiciary Committee votes to block judges from replacing illegal appointees like Habba. Note that they didn’t fix the illegality, just the ability to do anything to fix it. [Roll Call]

* Department of Defense’s block on Anthropic suspended for now. [Reuters]

* BofA agrees to deal to get them off Epstein’s Island. [Law360]

* Dutch order Grok to stop being nonconsensual porn generator as if Grok does anything else. [Law.com International]

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