

Bill Gross Has Not Mellowed In Retirement
Who doesn’t aspire to the hobby of suing one’s neighbors?

Morning Docket: 12.02.20
* A civil rights lawyer, who filed a federal lawsuit over a snatched pen, was awarded $2 in damages. Guess it was a “bic”timless act… [New York Post]
* Twenty-five former presidents of the District of Columbia Bar are calling on lawyers not to participate in President Trump’s alleged attack on democracy. [News Break]

Biglaw Bonuses With Stipulations — See Also
Weil Gotshal And Paul Hastings Hand Out Bonuses: But not everyone is pleased with how they handled it.
Who Knew Lawyers Would Need Baby Gates? 2020 is just full of surprises.
Layoffs Coming? Dentons’ redundancy efforts.
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I Know Law School Was A While Ago: But I don’t remember hearsay being this difficult.

The Most Selective Biglaw Firm Of Them All
There's a new firm at the top of the list.

Beneficiary Of Hedge Fund Bribes Not Interested In His Former Colleagues’ Hospitality
Ex-jail guard union boss doesn’t want to go to jail, actually.