

Yesterday Was The Day America Learned What We’ve Known About Jones Day All Along
Welcome to the party. Yes, Jones Day is as awful as you think.

Supreme Court Justices Seem Unlikely To Axe The ACA
Now with a 6-3 conservative majority, the nation’s highest court still seems reticent to throw out the Affordable Care Act altogether. If the law stays in place, it would be the foundation for many of President-elect Biden’s planned healthcare policies.

Bill Ackman Is Here To Help Trump See The Light, Save America
And he’s not about to take his first ‘L’ of the Trump administration, unlike the outgoing commander-in-chief.

BREAKING: Biglaw Bonus Season Comes Early (And No, It’s Not Cravath!)
WOW -- bonuses are here!

Morning Docket: 11.11.20

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* The former CEO of McDonald’s is asking to be dismissed from a discrimination lawsuit filed by two former executives. Sounds like he could use a Happy Meal… [Restaurant Business]
* A Connecticut lawyer has been sentenced to prison for allegedly fleecing donors of a veterans’ charity. [Hartford Courant]