* A sneak peek at Am Law 200 reports. [American Lawyer]
* Two lesser charges against Tex McIver shot down. [USNWR]
* The Waffle House sextortion case ends in acquittal. Defendants celebrate at IHOP. [Daily Report Online]
* Four Thomas clerks are behind the new "HAWA" legal challenge to make Harvard All White Again. [National Law Journal]
* A quick look at Robert Khuzami, the former SEC Enforcement honcho who most likely fulfilled the SDNY USAO's role in ordering the Cohen raid. [Courthouse News Service]
* JP Morgan decided to join the cryptocurrency revolution by declaring that customer purchases of cryptocurrencies were really "cash advances" instead of regular transactions... a move that allowed them to charge higher fees. Now cryptoheads are suing. Look, you can't have it both ways. [Law360]
JOHN DOWD COULD HAVE HIS OWN LEGAL TROUBLES: I wish I had thought of the angle that promising pardons to people under investigation could be witness tampering and bribery.
ABA COMING? Organization seems interested in cracking down on schools whose students can't pass the bar.
THE FACEBOOK HEARINGS WERE AN EMBARRASSMENT TO AMERICA: And not just because Congress doesn't actually understand what Facebook is or what it does.
HERE'S WHO COMING TO A GRADUATION NEAR YOU: Preet Bharara is speaking at Penn Law. I hope he tells students of color, “Even though Amy Wax thinks you're genetically and culturally inferior, real lawyers use facts and evidence before opening their mouths."
SUBMIT YOUR LAW REVUE VIDEOS: It's that time, y'all.
