Infowars Sale To The Onion Plagued By Alex Jones-Level Chaos
Damn you, Illuminati!
Damn you, Illuminati!
Awww, don't cry little shitposter!
As federal borrowing caps tighten financing options for law students, one organization is stepping in to negotiate the terms they can't secure alone.
Soap opera or legal ethics lapse? Feels like both.
Plus the skinny on Biglaw partner compensation and a Texas court's romantic scandal gets even more wild.
'Talked to Jones. He’s got us.'
Their court filings were just as accurate as their articles!
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Is he trying to get a custodial sentence in Chapter 11?
This idiot could f— up a wet dream!
Guess he'll have to go back to practicing l— oh wait!
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Careful what you wish for...
Except stupider.
Circus clowns have more dignity.
That's a lot of billable hours -- even for a Biglaw partner.
Kavanaugh calls the high court's decision 'wrong on the law' and 'devastating' for opioid victims.