Bess Levin

And you can’t ask for 5.7 bajillion euros.

Oh, you didn’t make $12.94 billion? That’s unfortunate.

He's charged with slowly torturing a feline named Lucy in a sick ordeal that lasted months in an Upper East Side apartment.

Rank and file financial services employees who would otherwise ditch their razors still face prejudice about letting their facial hair follicles run free.

If you missed the season finale of Billions, you can get caught up here.

Silly Millennials.

Sexism is alive and well in the business world.

Thinking of engaging in a little sports betting with your colleagues at your place of business/leaving evidence of said sports betting on property owned by that business? Don't.

Having a rough day at the office and need to blow off a little steam about your clients? Ask a colleague to meet you in the nearest restroom.

The cuts will be across the board in terms of divisions and at all levels of seniority.

It is one thing to tell a jury that the people on trial contributed to a multi-billion dollar, multi-decade Ponzi scheme that destroyed a whole bunch of lives, but to reference The Godfather starring Marlon Brando? HOW DARE YOU.

Are you up to date with Billions? Here's a great recap of the latest episode if you aren't.

Get your highlighters ready.

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