Ex-Société Générale Trader Wants 5.7 BILLION Euros From Bank Because F*ck You, That’s Why
And you can’t ask for 5.7 bajillion euros.
Highest Paid Hedge Fund Managers Liked 2015 Just Fine
Oh, you didn’t make $12.94 billion? That’s unfortunate.
How Checkbox’s ‘Legal Front Door’ Can Transform Your Workflow
Leveraging agentic AI to triage, prioritize, and automate the law department inbox.
Ex-Barclays Analyst And Frontrunner For Worst Roommate Of Year Missed A Little Meeting In Manhattan Supreme Court
He's charged with slowly torturing a feline named Lucy in a sick ordeal that lasted months in an Upper East Side apartment.
Ex-Banker Relishing Life Free Of Wall Street’s Rabid Facial Hair Discrimination
Rank and file financial services employees who would otherwise ditch their razors still face prejudice about letting their facial hair follicles run free.
Billions Recap: Because You’re A Criminal, Bob
If you missed the season finale of Billions, you can get caught up here.
Keeping Law School Accessible When Federal Loans Fall Short
As federal borrowing caps tighten financing options for law students, one organization is stepping in to negotiate the terms they can't secure alone.
Woman Who Describes Laying Unsolicited Kisses On Investors As ‘Part Of The Game’ Thinks She’s A Victim Of The Double Standard
Sexism is alive and well in the business world.
JP Morgan Shows 5 Employees The Door For Sports Betting On The Clock
Thinking of engaging in a little sports betting with your colleagues at your place of business/leaving evidence of said sports betting on property owned by that business? Don't.
In Landmark Ruling, Judge Says Mortgage Bankers Have Right To Engage In ‘Profanity-Laced’ Rants About Clients In The Bathroom
Having a rough day at the office and need to blow off a little steam about your clients? Ask a colleague to meet you in the nearest restroom.
Layoffs Watch ’16: BlackRock Planning To Cut 3% Of Global Headcount
The cuts will be across the board in terms of divisions and at all levels of seniority.
What Biglaw Can Learn From Personal Injury Firms
How a former insurance agent built a Houston injury practice around systems, empathy, and disciplined advocacy.
Madoff Aides Ask For Conviction To Be Overturned Because Prosecutor Made A Movie Reference
It is one thing to tell a jury that the people on trial contributed to a multi-billion dollar, multi-decade Ponzi scheme that destroyed a whole bunch of lives, but to reference The Godfather starring Marlon Brando? HOW DARE YOU.
Billions Recap: ‘If You Have Dinner With Me I’ll Buy You A Mini Cooper’
Are you up to date with Billions? Here's a great recap of the latest episode if you aren't.
Bloomberg Reminds Readers To Watch Out For Warren Buffett’s Horny Words Of Wisdom This Weekend
Get your highlighters ready.
Non-Sequiturs: 02.11.11
* Tipsters, I’ve seen the Milbank / Harvard Law news. I just don’t have a strong opinion about it. Good, bad, indifferent? You tell me. [Harvard Law School; National Law Journal via Truth on the Market] * Is Ashley Madison (the dating site for adulterers) a scam? [Forbes] * Ah, the real reason Hosni Mubarak […]