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Morning Docket: 10.25.18

* Justice Department launches its bid to reverse LGBTQ rights. I'll bet several liked beers that the timing isn't a coincidence. [National Law Journal] * Speaking of the Supreme Court, anthropomorphic hemorrhoid Charles Harder is asking the Court to get rid of Section 230 so every website can be sued into oblivion for defamation they don't even commit. [The Verge] * With Baker McKenzie chair Paul Rawlinson stepping down from exhaustion, other Biglaw managing partners line up to describe how hard they have it. [American Lawyer] * Latham & Watkins partner takes Lording his position over everybody literally. [Legal Cheek] * "Hey Google, what are sanctions?" [Law360] * The DOJ may have won the stay it wanted, but it's still staring down a trial over the census. [New York Law Journal] * Judge set to resolve one of the many shady election law problems plaguing Georgia. [Courthouse News Service]

By Joe Patrice
Non-Sequiturs

Non-Sequiturs: 09.16.18

* Will Senator Susan Collins be persuaded by the campaign to get her to vote against Judge Brett Kavanaugh? Ed Whelan has his doubts. [Bench Memos / National Review] * Speaking of the Supreme Court, Adam Feldman identifies his "Supreme Court All-Stars" (2013-2017): the lawyers and law firms with the most arguments -- and wins -- before the high court. [Empirical SCOTUS] * Greg Lukianoff and Adam Goldstein offer tips for protecting freedom of speech on college campuses, inspired by a new book, The Coddling of the American Mind (affiliate link) by Greg Lukianoff and Jonathan Haidt. [Volokh Conspiracy / Reason] * Charles Glasser to news organizations, on the subject of self-policing: do better. [Daily Caller] * How should we evaluate the success of law firm mergers? Madhav Srinivasan of Hunton Andrews Kurth has some thoughts on methodology. [Law.com] * And Orin Kerr offers a proposal for applying the Fifth Amendment privilege against self-incrimination to compelled "decryption" of a locked phone, computer, or file. [SSRN] * Speaking of privacy, Google is taking some heat in Arizona over its alleged practice of recording location data of Android device owners even if they opted out of such tracking. [Washington Post] * When it comes to learning how to integrate technology into the delivery of legal services, American law firms can learn a thing or two from the Brits -- as the latest move by CMS suggests. [Artificial Lawyer]

By David Lat
Morning Docket

Morning Docket: 07.24.18

* It's the first day of the bar exam in a number of jurisdictions. These young lawyers have suggestions for your last month of freedom. [Young Lawyers Advisory Board] * Jeff Sessions is withholding funding from local law enforcement. Just the latest example of Dummy the House Elf's curious interpretation of being "tough on crime." [NJ.com] * Now Trump will meet with Mueller? Oh, he'll talk to Mueller about anything but obstruction. So I guess they could discuss the weather. [Time] * Stormy Daniels is getting a divorce. [NY Times] * After a dicey back and forth with the ABA, NCCU has retained its accreditation. [News & Observer] * The EU keeps fining American companies. American companies keep right on monopolizin'. [The Economist] * Jonathan Turley goes all "get off my lawn" about Millennials and free speech. Magistrate Judge James Donohue points out that Millennials might appreciate free speech more if they had any reason to believe people like Turley weren't trying to turn it into a pay-to-play right. [Courthouse News Service]

By Joe Patrice
Morning Docket

Morning Docket: 01.09.18

* While the #metoo phenomenon receives deserved attention for uncovering decades of vile behavior, it also presents business opportunities. Stroock & Stroock has put together a group headed by ormer U.S. District Judge Shira Scheindlin and former New York State Attorney General Robert Abrams to conduct internal investigations for companies concerned about harassment on their watch. [New York Law Journal] * Idiot techie fired after saying women weren't smart enough to work in Silicon Valley files class action suit against Google with help of idiot lawyer who thinks this is a "shot across the bow" of tech companies that they need to be more serious about creating hostile work environments... or something. [The Recorder] * The SDNY takes judicial notice that Louis Vuitton needs a sense of humor. [Law360] * An Italian judge is accused of turning his law school into a misogynistic "cult." Oh Italy... just like us. [Washington Post] * Kirkland has done a little more poaching. [American Lawyer] * Tips for aspiring GCs. [Corporate Counsel] * The last substantive line of Macmillan's response to Trump's cease and desist highlights the lockdown argument against Trump's litigious posturing -- "yo, you realize discovery goes both ways, right?" [Slate]

By Joe Patrice
Morning Docket

Morning Docket: 07.18.17

* R. Kelly's lawyer responds to allegations that a bunch of women are trapped in the proverbial closet. [Entertainment Tonight] * The big news of the night was the slow, painful, uncovered death of the GOP tax cut. McConnell now says he'll push for a clean repeal of Obamacare and leave the "replace" part for later, which would theoretically take it out of the reconciliation process. And that means 60 votes or some drastic changes. This is either a bluff or a lot of people are about to learn more than they ever wanted to know about parliamentary rules. [ABC News] * Need judicial approval to tour the country? Sing it with me now... "Jed Gon' Give It To Ya."[Law360] * Justice Kagan with an amusing anecdote about being vetted by the Obama administration. [National Law Journal] * Plaintiffs' attorneys in the Trump University case say efforts to undo the settlement over notice concerns, "effectively ask this court to declare Rule 23 unconstitutional." Dude, I hate to break this to you, but that's what the Supreme Court's been saying for at least 10 years. * Disney is locked in an IP litigation over the technology they use to map actors' expressions onto CGI characters in movies like in Avengers: Age of Ultron, where they made a merciless robot fixated on world domination appear to have a soul. Sorry, did I say Avengers? I meant "a Bob Iger presentation at a Disney shareholder meeting." [Law.com] * Because all other problems in the country are settled, Congress is looking into overturning Washington D.C.'s assisted suicide law. [USA Today] * Charlie Hustle is suing Trump lawyer John Dowd formerly of Akin Gump for defamation. [Philadelphia Inquirer] * Google successfully staves off Labor Department request for compensation information in ongoing discrimination probe. God, Assistant can't give you any useful information. [Corporate Counsel]

By Joe Patrice
Non-Sequiturs

Non-Sequiturs: 06.27.17

* Antitrust laws are going strong... in the EU. [Huffington Post] * And antitrust might just be getting a little boost right here at home. [The Hill] * Trolling journos is a great way to kill democracy. [Forward] * Confused by the travel ban ruling? You're not alone. [Slate] * Marilyn Mosby is under attack. [The Root] * Trump could be hurting the perception of the American legal system. [Law and More] * Liz Warren is out in front on health care. [Salon]

By Kathryn Rubino